Saturday, November 10, 2007
Saw tis jokes on a site....
its an advertisment site for tis new hairwax(clay actually) by Studioline...
heres a few of its dirty jokes....

>>What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck.

>>Two eggs were boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Hey look, I've got a crack". "It's no use to me," replies the male egg, "I'm not hard yet..."

>>What did Snow White say as she was sitting on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie... and make it a big one!

CLEAN LAUGHS
you dun have to be filthy to be funny.....

>>Nearing the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked a fresh grad, "What starting salary are you looking at?"
The fresh grad said, "In the neighbourhood of $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 6 weeks annual leave, full medical and dental benefits, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car, let's say, a red Porsche?"
The fresh grad sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The HR Manager replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

>>If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

>>A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were applying as volunteers for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because I'm intrigued by the recent news about possible life there."
They nodded thoughtfully and said, "Thank you, we'll be in touch."
Next, the redhead entered the room and they asked her the same question. She replied, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Once again, they thanked her and said they'd be in touch.
Then the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question. After a moment's pause she replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The NASA people replied, "But miss, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and exclaimed, "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night, silly!"

>>A guy entered a pet shop, intending to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 100 dollars."
"Why does that parrot cost so much?"
asked the guy.
The owner replied, "Well, it can operate a computer."
The guy asked the price of the next parrot on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus do powerpoint presentations and XL spreadsheets."
Surprised and impressed, the guy then asked about the third parrot.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"What does he do?" asked the guy.
The owner replied, "To tell you the truth I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

not tt bad huh.......
well for more info on the new
'DirtyClean::Easy-Wash, free-style clay'
check it out here.......http://www.dirtyclean.com.sg/


till u read again

REDboiJIM



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